Okay, so I'll start tomorrow

So I'll start my diet tomorrow. This morning I had a breakfast pizza with bacon, eggs and gravy. And then for lunch I had a sandwich and a fat-free pudding. And then tonight we had a stuffed crust pizza for dinner. This weight loss thing would be much easier if my children would actually eat "real food". But no, they will only scarve down chicken nuggets, fries, pizza, burgers, chips. If it's green forget it. It won't be eaten in this house. Except for Xander, my 5 year old. He's on a green bean kick. He ate an entire can the other night for dinner. I won't gross you out with the details, but let's just say we are still paying for it bathroom wise. I love anything green. I love veggies. But it seems such a waste to cook just for me and then have to turn around and cook 3 or 4 other things for my kids.
Hopefully, after I give my notice at work and see what happens there...whether I'm ushered out the door as soon as she get's the letter in her grubby little fingers, my stress level will go down. When I'm stressed I eat.
But enough of this. It's time to get upstairs and bathe the masses. Hopefully, they'll cut me some slack and I can actually get a shower tonight.
Let us pray it is so.

Bubye for now,
Ney-Ney

Peanut M&Ms and Pumpkin pie

I did it! I did it! (Insert naked happy dance here)
I created a new blog. And now the truth is out. Yes, I have a big butt.
Now please keep in mind as I create this wonderful tool to hold me accountable for my chocoholic ways, I am scarving down peanut M&Ms and pumpkin pie smothered in cool whip. Where O where did I go wrong? Last year I was a size 8 and very into exercise and eating right. This year not so much. Last year men were hollering "Hey, mama", and "Hey, baby." This year, "oh, how cute. Are those your grandkids?" what the f*ck is that all about? Well, forget that noise...starting tomorrow the battle of the bubble butt begins.
Onward soldier!
yea, okay, whatever.

Later,
Ney-Ney